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Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR
BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting
hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up
people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE
CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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